Thursday, July 29, 2010

Give the Gift of Mercury!

Since today is my birthday and all, naturally, I had to do some shopping! At Walgreens, of all places.

Actually, my trip to Walgreens was not for a gift at all but rather, I was on a mission for flushable wipes, since we seem to have an increased need for them around here with all the potty-training taking place. However, while I was in there, I found that rare but commonly sought after gift: the really unique kind of gift that not just anyone will buy and give to a friend or loved one.

If you have been wanting to give someone the gift of mercury but are finding it difficult to come by (except, of course, to those who are employed in a position where a HAZMAT suit is required) or if you simply desire to give the kind of gift that keeps on giving (and giving and giving and giving - oh yeah, this stuff will not be leaving the body anytime soon!), Walgreens now makes it easy for you with the Walgreens Flu Shot Gift Card!

Brilliant, right?

And the best part? It is the gift of mercury....with no HAZMAT suit required!

This card has flexibility too! According to the Walgreens website, "this card can be redeemed only for administration of (1) Seasonal Flu Vaccination or (1) Preservative-Free Seasonal Flu Vaccination." So you can trade mercury (thimerosal) for any number of other things such as formaldehyde, neomycin (an antibiotic), chick kidney cells, or monosodium glutamate - depending upon the availability of various flu shot brands at your particular Walgreens, of course.

You can look for these gift cards in your local Walgreens stores now or link directly to them above and pre-order online with free shipping! Online availability is limited to their release date in September though.

Pick up a few on your next trip to Walgreens - and don't forget those babies on your gift lists. That mercury injection flu shot given to Mommy and Daddy is the same one given to their six-month old baby. After all, one size fits all!

Still in doubt about the ingredients in vaccines? Click HERE for the United States' Centers for Disease Control's list of vaccine ingredients.

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