Sunday, March 13, 2011

Muffin Tops and Baby Bumps

Everyone I was waiting to tell our news to knows now, so I can stop hiding my secret and blab about it on here. Here it is: I will soon develop a baby bump.

I would post a photo but, at this point, it would be difficult to distinguish the difference between my waistline muffin top and the baby bump. Or rather, what will become a baby bump soon enough. Right now, there is a baby in there somewhere beneath a few layers of belly fat.

Late September, possibly early October, will mark the end of our equally gender-divided family. Well, unless I have fraternal twins made up of a boy and a girl.

So what do you get when you cross seafood, Bloody Marys, and fresh fruit? You have my ultimate cravings with this pregnancy, which frustrate me to no end. I refuse to eat fish of any kind because of the possible mercury content. Alcohol is obviously not a wise choice for drinking at this time. And although I can eat fresh fruit to my heart's content, it makes me feel like I have to spend extended periods of time reading magazines in the bathroom, if you catch my drift (Ha! No pun intended, of course!).

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